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Synopsis.
Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan), Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi), and 
Rancchoddas "Rancho" Shyamaldas Chanchad (Aamir Khan) are three 
engineering students who share a room in a hostel at the Imperial 
College of Engineering, one of the best colleges in India. While Farhan 
and Raju are average students from modest backgrounds, Rancho is from a 
rich family. Farhan wants to become a wildlife photographer, but has 
joined engineering college to fulfil his father's wish. Raju on the 
other hand wants to uplift his family fortunes. Rancho is a wealthy 
genius who studies for the sheer joy of it. However, Rancho's passion is
 for knowledge and taking apart and building machines rather than the 
conventional obsession of the other students with exam ranks. With his 
different approach Rancho incurs the wrath of dean of college, Professor
 Viru Sahastrabudhhe (ViruS) (Boman Irani). Rancho irritates his 
lecturers by giving creative and unorthodox answers, and confronts ViruS
 after fellow student Joy Lobo hangs himself in his dormitory room. Joy 
had requested an extension on his major project on compassionate 
groundshis father had suffered a strokebut ViruS refused, saying that he
 himself was completely unmoved by his own son's accidental death after 
being hit by a train. Rancho denounces the rat race, dog-eat-dog, 
mindless rote learning mentality of the institution, blaming it for 
Lobo's death.
Threatened by Rancho's talent and free spirit, 
ViruS labels him an "idiot" and attempts on a number of occasions to 
destroy his friendship with Farhan and Raju, warning them and their 
parents to steer clear of Rancho. In contrast, ViruS model student is 
Chatur Ramalingam or "Silencer", (Omi Vaidya) who sees a high rank at 
the prestigious college as his ticket to higher social status, corporate
 power, and therefore wealth. Chatur conforms to the expectations of the
 system. Rancho humiliates Chatur, who is awarded the honour of making a
 speech at an award ceremony, by substituting obscenities into the text,
 which has been written by the librarian. As expected, Chatur mindlessly
 memorises the speech, without noticing that anything is amiss, partly 
aided by his lack of knowledge on Hindi. His speech becomes the laughing
 stock of the audience, infuriating the authorities in the process.
Meanwhile,
 Rancho also falls in love with ViruS' medical student daughter Pia 
(Kareena Kapoor) when he, Raju and Farhan crash her sister's wedding 
banquet in order to get a free meal, in the process further infuriating 
ViruS.
Meanwhile, the three students continue to anger ViruS, 
although Rancho continues to come first in every exam, while Chatur is 
always second, and Farhan and Raju are inevitably in the last two 
positions. The tensions come to a head when the three friends, who are 
already drunk, break into ViruS's house at night to allow Rancho to 
propose to Pia, and then urinate on a door inside the compound before 
running away when ViruS senses intruders. The next day, ViruS threatens 
to expel Raju lest he talks on the other two. Unable to choose between 
betraying his friend or letting down his family, Raju jumps out of the 
3rd floor window and lands on a courtyard, but after extensive care from
 Pia and his roommates, awakes from a coma.
The experience has 
changed Farhan and Raju, and they adopt Rancho's outlook. Farhan decides
 to pursue his love of photography, while Raju takes an unexpected 
approach for an interview for a corporate job. He attends in plaster and
 a wheelchair and gives a series of non-conformal and frank answers. 
However, ViruS is unsympathetic and vows to make the final exam as hard 
as possible so that Raju is unable to graduate. Pia hears him and 
angrily confronts him, and when ViruS gives the same ruthless reply he 
gives to his students, she denounces him in the same way that Rancho did
 over the suicide of Lobo. Pia reveals that Viru's son and her brother 
was not killed in an accident but committed suicide in front of a train 
and left a letter because ViruS had forced him to pursue a career in 
engineering over his love for literature; ViruS always mentioned that he
 unsympathetically failed his son on the ICE entrance exams over and 
over to every new intake of ICE students. After this, Pia walks out on 
the family home, and takes ViruS's spare keys with her. She tells Rancho
 of the exam, and he and Farhan break into ViruS's office and steals the
 exam and give it to Raju, who with his new-found attitude, is 
unconcerned with the prospect of failing, and refuses to cheat and 
throws the paper away. However, ViruS catches the trio and expels them 
on the spot. However, they earn a reprieve when Viru's pregnant elder 
daughter Mona (Mona Singh) goes into labour at the same time. A heavy 
storm cuts all power and traffic, and Pia is still in self-imposed 
exile, so she instructs Rancho to deliver the baby in the college common
 room via VOIP, after Rancho restores power using car batteries and a 
power inverter that Rancho had dreamed up and ViruS had mocked. Rancho 
then delivers the baby with the help of a cobbled-together Vacuum 
extractor.
After the baby is apparently stillborn, Rancho 
resuscitates it. ViruS reconciles with Rancho and his friends and allows
 them to take their final exams and they graduate. Rancho comes first 
and is awarded ViruS's pen, which the professor had been keeping for 
decades before finding a brilliant enough student to gift it to.
Their
 story is framed as intermittent flashbacks from the present day, ten 
years after Chatur vowed revenge on Rancho for embarrassing him at the 
speech night and promised to become more successful than Rancho a decade
 later. Having lost contact with Rancho, who disappeared during the 
graduation party and went into seclusion, Raju and Farhan begin a 
journey to find him. They are joined by Chatur, now a wealthy and 
successful businessman, who joins them, brazenly confident that he has 
surpassed Rancho. Chatur is also looking to seal a deal with a famous 
scientist and prospective business associate named Phunsukh Wangdu. 
Chatur sees Wangdu, who has hundreds of patents, as his ticket to 
further social prestige. When they find Rancho's house, they walk into 
his father's funeral, and find a completely different Rancho Jaaved 
Jaffrey. After accusing the new man of stealing their friend's identity 
and profiting from his intellect, the host pulls a gun on them, but 
Farhan and Raju turn the tables by seizing the father's ashes and 
threatening to flush them down the toilet. The householder capitulates 
and says that their friend was a destitute servant boy who loved 
learning, while he, the real Rancho, was a lazy wealthy child who 
disliked study, so the family agreed to let the servant boy study in 
Rancho's place instead of labouring. In return, the real Rancho would 
pocket the qualifications and the benefits thereof, while the 
impersonator would sever all contact with the world and start a new 
life. The real Rancho reveals that his impersonator is now a 
schoolteacher in Ladakh.
Raju and Farhan then find Pia, and take 
her from her wedding day to Suhas by performing the same tricks with his
 material possessions, and having Raju turn up to the ceremony disguised
 as the groom and eloping with Pia in public. When they arrive in 
Ladakh, they see a group of enthusiastic Ladakhi children who are 
motivated by love of knowledge. Pia and the fake Rancho rekindle their 
love, while Chatur mocks and abuses Rancho the schoolteacher before 
walking away. When his friends ask what his real name is, he reveals 
that it Phunsukh Wangdu and phones Chatur, who has turned his back, to 
turn around and meet his prospective business partner. Chatur is 
horrified and falls to his knees, accepts his defeat and continues to 
plead his case with Phunsukh to establish the business relationship he 
was after.